Well , after many years of speculation mixed with doubt, hope and, well, a little fear... I have now been diagnosed by an actual doctor (well, a dermatologist*) that I do, in fact, have a third nipple.
Some thought it was a mole, others a birthmark, while some scholars maintained that it's an entryway into one of the seven gates of Hades.
Interesting note: the anchorman at my old station in Tulsa used to rub it for good luck before a newscast (through the shirt, of course).
*Seinfeld reference; not my actual feeling about dermatologists for those of you who may have been offended by that joke, and you know who you are.
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"How could I forget skin cancer!"
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